im always suspicious of anyone that finds me attractive
heartbreak is a burden to us all. pity the man who has two.
- A 10-word story (via emoties)
the story of a man and his unlikely friend
He’s probably from Florida
Florida Man Befriends Trespassing But Friendly Orange
It’s a Clementine though….
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths